Luciluce666

West Texas Dust Pirates...

2008-12-05T13:21:00.001-08:00

We always know the right way back...

Take no prisoners... know how to PARTY!!!

Stockpiled a glorious porn cache.

Happy happy little PYRO!

Sparking shit and tearing up the sky!!!

Drinkin' BURR and toasting spliffies...

Nathan... of the old school Stamford crew one'a Cor's bestest...

What a funny good-times motherfucker!

Kung-Fu Cor!!!...

Target practice... 22's

Settin' the target tree...

Shoot 'em up BADASS!!!

Upper field exploration...

Me and my Pops...

(Mighty Injun Joe)

Sick one Cor... Aye CHULA!!!

Messin' round... on rusty stuffs.

Under outlaw colors...

Napalm sky... dust pirates lie.

666

RED ALERT... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!...

2008-11-13T20:31:00.000-08:00

FUCK, SHIT!!!

Just got word... MONTECITO is ON FIRE... Hoping above hope...

667 and ALL...
BE WELL
WHITE LIGHT...
AND GOOD WISHES!!!

Mejor suerte!
xo

UPDATED: God I'm an asshole for not doing this sooner... the immediate family IS OK... even Grandma Ingrid and Grandpa's paper Circus... who were almost lost.
But shit... FYI ...R.I.P. Ricky Perkin's house, it is cinder toast...
BUT HE (and his boyfriend) ARE OK!!!...
and I think they're staying at Tim and Robyn's now.

666

Divine Intervention Last Night... (Well, Afternoon, Really)...

2008-11-13T18:58:00.000-08:00

Reinvigorated me... made me want to DRAW AGAIN...

since MONTHS since Semi left...

^^^ Tequila, fireworks, and electric guitar...

(the secret to eternal happiness)!

And somehow... gave me powers today...

...Powers to get through work... HAPPY(!!!)...

and powers to kick Carl's (who don't read this so whatevs) ass on the pool table today...

and make him cry like a SISSY GIRL

(well almost cry... and I saw it)...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

But now my delivery food's ringing my bell...

so I gotta split.

Love you kids!

xoxo

666

Scary Pagan Stuff...

2008-11-03T12:16:00.000-08:00

Scary scary war paint cannibal...

Started Halloween festivities early... happy hour at Vasmay...

Where Vic added to the wall... as I had hoped... BADASS VIC!...

And shot pool with the local monsters...

Blossom and The Impaler...

Then mosh pitted at The Misfits show...

In full BATTLE gear...

Good shots from the pit...

Horns up... and ELBOWS OUT!!!

xo
666

Fresh From The (e)Mailbag...

2008-10-29T10:57:00.001-07:00

In action...!!!

Vic Is The Best!!!...

2008-10-28T20:31:00.000-07:00

Victoria... (not Vicky... cuz there are both)...
is THE muthafuckin COOLEST...

So... to backlog...

towards the present...

last Friday...

I was shootin' pool and messin' round with the bar signs outside at (new) Vasmay...

So I THOUGHT in SECRET...

And then today, Vic was all, like... "So... I got this blank chalkboard here... will you do something scary? (like Halloween like)... no pressure"... and like... "please could you?"

(insert charming bartendress smile)

Never one to resist a dare... kindly obliged...

And... then... she axed me to do THE WOLE FRIGGIN' WALL!!!...
it's in pool chalk and all... and massive HUGE... and a little (well, mega) distorted

(from between the pool games, and the dark, and the beers it came by)...

but... Jesus Christ, I had so much FUN!!!
Plus it earned me FREE BEERS through the rest of the night!

Talkin', next time... maybe they'll let me do one with paint.

Hot damn... cross 'yer bloody fingers!

xo
666

This Time Tomorrow...

2008-10-27T22:03:00.000-07:00

"You'll never forget, will you? This...now"...

...from Philippe Garrel, Les Amants Réguliers…
and *sittin singing*... "This Time Tomorrow"...

XO
666

Checkeeeeeeet O-o-o-out Magn...

2008-10-18T13:21:00.000-07:00

Found the trailer, now I want to see it again!

xo
666

My Sentiments Today...

2008-10-13T11:30:00.000-07:00

Pretty much sums it up.

Something To Surf On...

2008-10-10T13:43:00.000-07:00

Times are tough, shit is rough, but just like the sea, the world is ALWAYS crazy... just keep surfing it out, who knows... the next wave might roll round, homeward bound.

Some Beach Boys... masters of infectious optimism!!!

And some drag racing, just cuz it makes me smile...

xoxo
666

Unholy Glory...

2008-10-01T08:15:00.000-07:00

The sky is blue, the world is good... and it's a beautiful day for some mutha'fuckin BLACK METAL...

And some explosions too...
(for good measure)...

Cuz that's how I like to roll... LOL.

Howlin'
XOXO
666

The Mexicans...

2008-09-29T12:42:00.000-07:00

So hungover I want to die...

Anna and Gerardo in town for the New York Film Festival... with "The Mexicans"

(like seriously 30 of them at this point)...

for his film "Voy A Explotar" (I'm Gonna Explode). The movie premiered last night and I have to say it's honestly one of the best films I've seen in forever

(which was good because I didn't have to lie to Gerardo about liking it...LOL).

Go see it if it comes your way. Seriously AMAZING.

^^^My good house guests (el director y mi puta loca) at the after party last night/this morning... I love these kids!!!

The theater...
Film Q&A stuff...

Old School Parsons Crew... suck it Tim Gunn!

The shitty Rivington Hotel Bar... thanks for kicking us all out.

The party came home... at 4:30 this morning... Kyzza (^^^pendejo loco) grabbed the guitar and amped it on 10... my neighbors totally hate me... but it was fun.
Although today, I feel like Gerardo in ^^^this picture... mega ZOMBIE.

^^^ Annai (aka: "Guera")... I LOVE this girl.

Guera y Claudio passed out...

And Kyzza and Claudio snuggled... MARICAS are lucky I didn't break out the sharpie.

666

P.S. Semi, you were GREATLY missed, so we poured some for you!

Darth Vader's Prom Date...

2008-09-19T10:03:00.000-07:00

Slideshow from Teddy's show at Deitch Projects last week... if you double click on it, you can speed it up, slow it down, and pause to check it in full... enjoy!
.

BLAND S/S '09
by Mr. Theodric Bland Willoughby

(aka: this fucker) (aka your friendly neighborhoodTeddy-Ted)

Backward Day Dreamin...

2008-09-16T14:01:00.000-07:00

xoxo
666

Last Day At Coney Island And Now I'm Famous...LOL...

2008-09-08T11:59:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was TOTALLY FRICKIN' AWESOME... beginning Sunday morn, just past midnight... divine occurrences cured my constant insomnia. Let's just say that if I could sleep this well every damn night I'd be a very very happy lady!

Woke up so well to the brightest blue sky and headed to the fashion show for my work... where famous dude took my picture and now I'm style kid on the internets...LOL!

http://www.style.com/fashionshows/sartorialist/

I was pretty embarrassed so I ended up just cracking up laughing...and he caught it... hand over the face giggles... so me.

The show: just a few pics of some stuff I worked on... the rest is all over online... probably better shots than these...

Then I busted out and hopped on the train

to enjoy the "last day"

(only time will tell for sure)

of OLD SCHOOL Coney Island...

before they tear down Astroland for douchebag condos.

^ My favorite shot!

And ended up sittin' out on the boardwalk half the night drinking shit loads of beer at Ruby's... along with munching countless greasy deep fried things... so good.

Rode all the good rides... thankfully some will still be there next year... gave 'er a proper farewell... it's really too damn bad... that place is like LOST BOYS amazing!

XO666

And Legends Become Gods...

2008-09-02T13:28:00.000-07:00

"Santa Sem Semi Lee-ta"

Finished your portrait, Puta... as specified (and then some)...

Rolling a joint, CHECK...

Purple Aura, CHECK...

(glitterpaint and fluorescents are more vivid in person, obviously)

Gotten a few envious requests do others in this style...

so if I'm not too lazy, it may become the first in a greater series.

xoxo

666

Dirt Crossroads and Commencement...

2008-08-16T12:27:00.000-07:00

Sem-semi-lito,

Will miss you more than fate can tell
Since Cali stash met Spanish hash
two kindred angels cast up from hell...

Viva Espania putacito
I'm coming to visit you soon, I swear it.
Cheers to the road, may fortune find you...

Love you with my whole bleedin heart!

XOXO666

Chola Love For Mi Cor-ito-frito...

2008-08-13T12:44:00.000-07:00

First things first... play this vid to set the soundtrack straight...

Testing out the photobooth app on my new macbook. Cor, I thought you might enjoy these 'cuz it's just like the stupid stuff we do when we're together, plus I know your So-Cal ass is missing SB culture up north in the smug sterility of SF, lord knows I do back here in NY... on the daily.

Bow-chicka-bow-bow...

^ LOL so serious... *tongue click* "Don't make me cutchoo pendejo!"

And Dude, here's a special treat... I found the concept design for the El Camino (was labeled "Cadillac," I'm guessing incorrectly, but back then these were just idea cars, often developed and produced by different manufactioners/bidders). I know it's your favorite, so check out where she started Holmes.

F-f-fuckin fly esse'!

xoxo666

Transcendental Reconnaissance...

2008-08-04T14:58:00.000-07:00

Treasure found me, late in the mail... my Grandpa's hat... gatekeeper of exploration... a gunning bright blindfold to lead me stray...

(Cor says he'da wanted it this way) Somehow the saffari made it inside the guitar... finding odder odd dimentions... With Gypsy hands... and lightning bolt lowrider fringe...

Painted a storm... one of four... and I finally finished this beast again...

666

Messa Paint And Morphic Destortion...

2008-07-31T16:06:00.000-07:00

Ripped this 'lil MOFO out from the show below... it's a bigwun.

Space Pirates Gunning Lightning Laserfire... Operation Ghost Storm A Massive Success...

2008-07-28T14:30:00.000-07:00

Ghostland Observatory taken in with the best of best company... pinch me 'cuz I may still well be dreamin... the BADASS of all BADASS...

The first time I've taken in a concert, live, on the face of the moon.

Words can not begin to describe... only...

THE. MOST. AMAZING. NIGHT. OF. MY. LIFE!

666

Happy Birthday Wartz!!!...

2008-07-20T11:41:00.001-07:00

I suppose, I may be a day late, considering it's technically tomorrow down in Ozzy-Australia, but it's still ringing true in your homeland sucker!

The happiest of Happy Birthdays to you Wardo...

Wish I could share in the fun... considering your legendary history of *ahem* playing with cake!!!

Sending your present in the mail this week... but you've got a little pre-view here... so you know I didn't forget...

See... I remembered... with help from WB... who flooded my thoughts yesterday... forcing me to finally finish it... true purpose masked by the playfully feigned vanity of this silly ghost, who relentlessly kept telling me to finish his portrait... not realizing the crystal clear timing or message until this morning when I saw the calendar... funny, funny that.

You two will always be my best devil dogs.

xoxo

Lots of Love!

666

Keeping Score And Tally Marks...

2008-07-11T11:35:00.000-07:00

So here's what 27 looks like... sketched in mechanical pencil just past the astrologic shift at the ungodly hour of 3 this morning... right after I finished inking in flats for work... hence the tepid tired gaze. LOL. And... like every passing year... I still can't wait till I'm 80!!!
666

Small Town Summer Things...

2008-07-07T16:32:00.000-07:00

Road tripped homeward... southward bound...

To La Super Rica chilesquilles Thursdays...

And twirled umbrellas to the rusty sounds of old Dixieland Jazz...

In the land of cherry vintage joints...

Brought out, this time, for the Village 4th parade...

That didn't exist back when I lived in town...

But I'm glad it does now...

Cuz confetti eggs made their early debut...

And Bodi became a drunkard...

And Cor shot 'em up...

As we gazed at North town burning...

Under the vanity of patriotic pyrotechnics... 'MMMMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

And we ended 'er off... sailing the 101 to the 405, down to see Harlow in LA for fancy ass sushi... before I hit the red-eye back to NY.

Greetings From That Other Coast...

2008-06-30T15:37:00.000-07:00

Been in San Francisco since Friday... business with a bit of pleasure thrown in to make it more tolerable. Stayed with Cor at her place in the "Tender-Knob"... a peculiar little neighborhood that seems to specialize in trannies and... well... more trannies...

From what she tells me, she's got a strange little super who has a noir sense of humor... I love how he's named some of the vacant apartments. You can catch me chilling with RAD and FRANKENSTEIN... as well as SEVEN who lives in #7 (not pictured). Them's good people.

Transferred over to my hotel last night... a fine establishment right on the Embarcadero... right next to the old Ferry Building... where they've got a great farmer's market and a wine store that stalks Sean Thackery vintages... pretty killer.

So this is the view from my room... try to find a better one... I DOUBLE DOG DARE ya! But, alas... it's soured slightly with my job starring me in the face... reminding me why I'm here... "Get to work bitch... and don't be late!"

But I guess I can't complain... it's kinda cool to see your stuff on a giant billboard haunting your suite... and even better on stranger's asses when you're walkin round different places, not expecting button 568P to stare back and wink at you.

Whiplash and Other Fun Things...

2008-06-22T15:25:00.001-07:00

Coney Island Mermaid Parade...

^^^They let me ride it with the conch shell strapped on my back!!!

Alice Bowie... Painting Progression...

2008-06-13T11:34:00.001-07:00

Painted this last night, for a dear friend's birthday today... one of Punk Rock's greatest moments courtesy of Cheech and Chong...

The skeleton laid out...

Background...

Colored in the details...

And then finished 'er off...

Here's the scene from which this came... fucking CLASSIC!!!

666

Happy Birthday Les!!!...

2008-06-10T15:18:00.000-07:00

Last night was Les Paul's 93rd Birthday...

The man still got it... took in both sets and got my guitar signed...

And wished him the best for the coming year...

One of my favorites from either show...

(my shitty camera does the sound no justice)

playin a dreamy little riff I know you've heard before...

but this version is just... WOW!

666

Two Firsts...

2008-06-08T16:14:00.000-07:00

So my first solo concert turned out to be awesome... but that was pretty much a guarantee considering who was performing. Met some cool people at my table... waiting for them to e-mail me pics of me DANCING ON STAGE WITH THE LEGEND... so this might in fact be a "to be continued"...

Anyway... here he is in action... hadn't heard him do this song before so it seems the most appropriate to share... I am still astounded at his vigor and cunning considering his age... 81!!!

And in other news...
sometimes things mysteriously happen...
when you aren't really looking for them...

I SOLD A DAMN DRAWING!!!

It's the very one posted just below...
the two toned Frankenstein joint...
with Satan bubbles...
and lightning windows...
holla!

666

Mutha Fuckin' CHUCK BERRY Tonight!!!...

2008-06-06T10:43:00.000-07:00

What can I say... I've been waiting on this for a while and now here we go. I'm going mad early to cop a front row seat... my first concert in solo attendance thanks to M.I.A. playing the McClaren Pool tonight (John-ing all my peeps with her slick pimp game)... have fun in that Brooklyn sweat mob scene SUCKERS...

I'm off to see a living legend and dance with some old folks. SNOOGS!

And I hear the man still does the duck walk. Who's sorry now?!

It's turned into sketch week at Semi's, and all I can say is there's NOTHING better than good company, a little silliness, and shared creativity... last night's reaping... complete with rocket launcher...

666

Duuu-DEatH-am...

2008-06-05T09:55:00.000-07:00

Sketch night last night included the inception of (and induction into) the Scorpion Gang...and drawing like a madman with Semi and Steve.

Semi captured me (very quickly I might add) in a red triangle of figurative karma and literal physical feng shui. Fucking brilliant as always... and a damn good likeness. Nice one puta!!!

She also just got a light box and I started tracing lifeless zombie heads off magazine tears she had sitting on it. Then Steve came and we turned these rabid zombie bitches into doodle pass...

And started another from scratch... fucking awesome one below... so many layers of morphic distortion... like Alice in Monsterland weird science mash up packing subliminal messages and nasty looking stitches (courtesy of Steve the surgeon). The little red and green smoking snake (on the left border) is my favorite part. I love you damn kids.

666

Inspiration... And Another Frankenstein Creation...

2008-06-04T14:06:00.000-07:00

Last night... twilight drifted in, on new summer wind, through sycamore trees and with it rained simple happiness... the kind you know subconscious, hidden deep in your mind from past lives... the kind that makes you wonder what could have been if fate were cast a little different in this life... and the kind that makes you grateful, risking everything for that one shadowy second, even if it is fleeting... just to feel it alive again, if for only a moment in the present.

Enough of the deep shit. Let's get silly...

Wandered into sketch night again at Semi's, where I awoke this morning... Thanks Sem, you my lucky devil chica, I always touch tighter shit when we sit and draw together.

Click on it to see 'er up close. She got a damn swimming pool in the back (Cor... you can see I was thinking of you), just like what we dreamed about when were kids in the 80's when that kind of tacky shit was mad cool.

xo
666

R.I.P. Bo Diddley :( ...

2008-06-02T12:33:00.000-07:00

It's been a tough day, for more reasons than one, but ultimately because it is the day we lost one of the most bad ass mother fuckers around...

.......Bo Diddley 1928-2008.......
Founding father of rock and roll.
Huge inspiration to ALL who came after him.
The man is and will always be a God to me.

Here's one of my favorite videos of him in action... playin Road Runner... the slide opener is killer.

Makes me even more grateful to see Chuck Berry later this week... there just aren't that many of the greats left anymore.

R.I.P. The Originator and may God bless you for blessing all of us with your incredible presence!

Sketchin Off Marker Fumes...

2008-05-30T12:44:00.000-07:00

Sketch night (last night) at Semi's... the first time I've really utilized markers (on a non violated surface, that is) in years.

Aqua minty bastard... contoured glass panes... full on Frankenstein hybridization of vintage deets... pulled from the library of my randomly stocked mind. No Dewi Decimal system, sorry dude.

And thanks for cookin me dinner, mi linda Sem-Sem...
felt, for a second, like I was home again.

xo
666

Empty Bars Are Always The Best Kind...

2008-05-27T10:17:00.000-07:00

Monday afternoon in the L.E.S. ... Whisky Ward...

With Tito Frito...

Black Sabbath...

And peanuts...

And serious (fo' serious) games...

And munchies...

And the VATs of bearnaise and au pauvre as requested...

And barstool ass crack.

666

L-L-L-Lightning Bugs and B-B-B-BBQ...

2008-05-25T14:17:00.001-07:00

Fun at home with Semi and Dennis....

Lightning bugs (with magic glow tongs)... thanks Nance!!!

Being silly...

Paying homage to our founding father,
Alexander Hamilton...
what an asshole.

TAKE THAT, oh righteous dead dude!

FUCK FEDERALISM!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!

And then...

Brooklyn BBQ at Markia and Nino's...

Nino, man on the grill...

Mad good food...

Mmmmm... burned is always best...

And I found BOHEMIA... mega score!

Me, Marik, and her 'ma Lula...

Mo' food...

And booze...

And dahgs...

Yes... muhahahahahahahaha!...

666

So So So... The String Theory Show!...

2008-05-23T11:25:00.001-07:00

So, as promised, some pics from the show... I don't think words are really needed here... it was AWESOME... the visuals speak for themselves!

Besides... it's nice outside... and I want to go raid Economy Candy(!)... then maybe swing by Whisky Ward while it's still empty... shoot some stick and plot some mischief.

Crackhead Alley...

2008-05-22T14:34:00.000-07:00

Ok... I know I said I'd post the rest of the String Theory pics today... but there are MANY and I have to sort through them first. Got some stuffs to do today so they'll be up tomorrow, promise promise.

So just a quick one today, and perfect timing because my sister just sent me an update on Crackhead Alley... aka the view from her window in San Francisco. Today's activity looks lovely, so I figure I'd share it...and hopefully there will be more of this series to.. um... cum. LOL.

Enjoy!

Thanks Cor!!!

xo
666

We Started Weaving Way Beyond Midnight...

2008-05-21T11:01:00.001-07:00

Robby Rob... the man with the plan...

Super secret (free) MASON line... I shit you not, that's what it's called.

The space all-a-empty... just getting started...

The lovely Lizzy...

And I gave it a go as well... OCD fractal web... Quantum Physics vs. Mandelbrot echoing satanic under faceted geometric string p0rn... bouncing back at'cha reflected out a looking glass.

Called it a night round 4:30 this morning... cuz I had to go to work... but these crazy kids are still going at it as I type this... I can't wait to see what it looks like tonight! Should be pretty surreal. I'll post an update on its progress tomarra.

And if you're in NYC tonight ROLL the muthafuck THROUGH!

666

Lotsa Shots....

2008-05-20T15:42:00.000-07:00

Some round my neighborhood... some not.

Mad car luck lately.... sweet fortune.

Shot in Brooklyn on Lafayette Ave. ... two weeks after I shot it on Lafayette St. in Manhattan.

Eerie coincidence?
I prefer to think not.
Strange circumstances are somehow my everyday.

Photo exhibit in DUMBO... you know... taking in culture and shit.

We saw this dude earlier in the day tripping his balls off on the sidewalk by where we parked... like mega tweaked out... I love his WASPy dress... like the Dean of a boarding school complete with blazer crest. Glad to see him takin a little rest. He definately needed it!

Richard decided to lie down next to him. LOL.

Bought some books there... Strip Flips has a sexy lady inside who magically sheds her clothing.

Caliente... well NO SHIT!

Rainy Day Sailing Levitating Holy Monk Tip Full Moon Chaste Frustration…

2008-05-16T11:16:00.000-07:00

Ghost town in my office waiting for the sky to let up so I can walk home like less of a wet rat… posting a small run of operatic joy... to ease my frets and sedate my wiggles.

“Largo Al Factotum" from Rossini’s Il Barbiere di Siviglia

"Viens, Mallika, Les Liens En Fleurs” from Delibes’ Lakme

“Euridice” by Peri

“Ah! Chi Mi Dice Mai” from Mozart’s Don Giovanni

And last, but certainly not least… a childhood favorite…

“What’s Opera Doc?” Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

The Name Is A Tad Deceiving…

2008-05-14T10:56:00.000-07:00

Last night, Naked Ping Pong. No actual nudity, as one might hope, but they make up for it with applaudable sportsmanship and unrivaled flare.

I didn't take any pics (shocker!) as it just didn't seem right... like a fly on the wall of a Mason's Lodge, some things are so awesome they merit full discretion. Met some interesting people. The stories are to be recounted only in person, the names changed to protect the innocent. All I will say is I got caught up watching this dude in a brick vs. cell phone match that blew my God damn mind!

Enjoy the mad skills!

Inspiring... I'm no table tennis kid ( full on billiards girl here), but maaaaaaybe next time I'll try a drunken hand and pimp slap that ball myself.

xo
666

Something Revolutionary Has Happened...

2008-05-13T14:19:00.000-07:00

Color has been introduced to doodlepass.
Thank you Semi... you evil genius you!

Springtime in New York....

2008-05-11T15:43:00.000-07:00

Springtime...

brings feather shreddin pigeon love

to my living room window.

So often now, it is getting embarrassing.

So, in an attempt to rectify

my earlier complaint

of the lack of goat p0rn online...

I am seizing this opportunity

to lend a solution, not just a whine,

to this great problem affecting us all.

I am now a proud proprietor

of peculiar pigeon p0rn.

*Happy Mother's Day Ma!* ;)

We have discussed this particular distraction recently,

so...

This one's for you!!!

You sick demented lady,

I love you.

666

RED ALERT!!!... LOL...

2008-05-10T10:48:00.000-07:00

Awoken from my sleep-in slumber,
I have had to evacuate my apartment...
suddenly, in emergency state,
flooded by the EVIL AMP
of the Little Italy
Merchants Assoc. Mall
Opening Weekend (!!!),
to seek quiet refuge
in the cloudy sunshine
of my bitsy neighborhood park.

666

Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle-K...

2008-05-09T14:11:00.000-07:00

At my local bodega (frequent nighttime munchies haunt) somewhere round midnight... too damn good!

And so, a small collection of some of my favorite songs of Satan... to kick off the weekend right.

Enjoy!

In League With Satan... Venom

Hell Patrol... Judas Priest

Altar of Sacrifice... Slayer

The Four Horsemen... Metallica

Children of the Grave... Black Sabbath

666

Riki-Oh... The Best Movie Ever Made... Ever....

2008-05-08T14:00:00.000-07:00

Cinco De Mayo Is Alright...

2008-05-05T23:42:00.000-07:00

Crip walk!...

And my moustache got wet...

Snakes!!!...Semi said they look like turds... agreed.

And we made new friends!...

Which way to the gun show Maurice?

Maurice told me lots of things... things that I feel are too illicit to share with the internets... like a man he knows that will PAY YOU $500 (!) to watch you jerk it... and really REALLY good top quality crack cocaine.

And then Barry started singin me some Sam Cooke Gospell... I wanted video cuz he was DAMN GOOD... but alas, my memory card was toasted too.

Feliz the Mayo bitchez!

Sunday Night Buzzed Bloggin...

2008-05-04T22:09:00.000-07:00

Sunday blues. Wha?!... Not today.

(Please excues the typos... I'm on a fukin KOREAN keyboard... sheeit!).

Coming on towards a fourdayweekender,

with Mon and Tues locked down

OFF...

right set good.

Been reading too many books at once...

and sippin satanic reposado.

And basically this...

There is NOT enough QUALITY goat porn online.

Granted,

I have searched...

halfassed...

tonight.... and perhaps others

(with friends)

to find NOTHIHNG.

>:c

I miss the 90's

when it was free

and easy to find

like when we were

makin MAD mischief

in (eek!) High School.

(LOL)

666

Tricks Driftin in Last Night's Tide Pools...

2008-05-03T13:10:00.000-07:00

Sailed shady sodden the swarthy sidewalk
shadowed under the West Side Highway
destined for Koreatown karaoke
and fiery fried chicken.

Came upon this monsterous bottle
sadistic sea shelter (shrine to seasickness?)
polished stainless and pygmy port holes
bottled Blade Runner hollow noir whimsy.

Rockstars and Robots...

And... unrelated

except for the fact

that this was taken

further in the night

further on

along my walk

from K-town

on downtown.

Drunken ghosts

of bridge and tunnel

lecherous leggy ladies

lookin lusty

for a limo.

Happy Birthday Ma!...

2008-05-01T11:49:00.000-07:00

Fate blessed me to you, my luminous eccentric devil of a Mother... talismanic wonder kid... obviously my dark twisted sick sense of humor... must have come somewhere from Dad...

Been thinkin 'bout you lady... and another pencil-less (miracle in that) painting has evolved... remnants of the old Fernald Point property. I love how we are the phantom propriators of the ONLY, ever magestic, Montecito NUDIE BEACH!!!

And just so you know... Grandpa lurks here... I've seen him.

A real natural PERV just like the rest of us!

Makes me proud.

I look at you every morning... still as beautiful as always...

And I wonder, why didn't I ever get a damn pony?!

I kid. I kid. I hate shoveling horse shite.

You know this well.

Have a wonderful day and don't get too wasted at the party tonight... OK?!

I wish I could be there with you to share in the laughter... the sky is a'sparkling over your smiles today!

Dip-dip-dip-da-dip-da-dip-ramma-lamma-ding-dong-Dive...

2008-04-30T09:09:00.000-07:00

Shooting pool at Vasmay is like shooting pool in Tijuana (except without my mom). The table is jacked, the sticks are crusty and bent, and you gotta drink bottles ‘cuz anything off the tap will likely give you histolytica or gonorrhea.

But they’ve got a great juke full of dirty old punk, original electric guitar god rippers, and rarified doo-wop oldies that growl back and wink at you. The barmaids are lippy and generous, and somehow I always end up sharkin games and meeting interesting oddball people there.

It’s a very love hate kinda place that always calls me back.

Last night met up with a friend for a supposed single beer and a game and ended up staying out, sketch party posse came round and we lit proper mischief, fired off countless games, and etched evolving obscenities on the chalk board outside, along with the board indoors for games in line.

Too many beers and double vision… just like every Tuesday oughta’ be.

A Half Assed Update...

2008-04-29T13:45:00.000-07:00

Last night marked the inauguration of the first official SKETCH NIGHT!

My house
Semi, Sarah, and Steve
( three designers and one international bartender)
3 6ers
1 Large pepperoni pie ala asshole Sal’s
and obscene creative fun.

............................^^^Doodle pass from the foursome.

............................^^^The casualties this morning.

International Skull Drawing Competition...

2008-04-17T18:00:00.000-07:00

So... at the suggestion of my favorite sister... (well down under anyway... don't want to ruffle any feathers *ahem* I love you too Cor-ito)... I entered a contest which I haven't done in years.

http://www.riseandfall.com.au/

The concept: Skull drawings

The gallery: A FREAKIN' elevator lift in Melbourne, Au. HOT DAMN!!!

The entry: Last minute late last night... pencil ink and paper
(stolen from my office... SHHH!)

Wish me luck!

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Random Curiosities…

2008-04-13T11:42:00.000-07:00

Latest obsession... Japanese Coke candy... thank you JAS Mart for filling my sodaless life with fizzy love.

Some haphazard sketches...

South Beach Miami... no pencil... just ink.

Nikki Beach... the only time it's tolerable... when it's EMPTY!!!!

Glorious doodlepass with Nancy... wanting to start a whole new sketchbook reserved for this game alone.

Sketch for a possible painting... very rough... skeletal... drafted off of some of the below...

Sometime good things DO happen in bars!!!...

Cocktail napkin, bic ballpoint pen, and some sort of lager drips.

This theme has been running long with me...

More sketcheeez up close... my ever constant motion...

Jubilation!!!... posed for me beyond what is physically possible... sometimes you gotta shift your sight to better focus the true nature of things.

An Oracle of Empyrean Light…

2008-04-11T14:10:00.001-07:00

“Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux."

"Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."

-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
(as said by the fox in The Little Prince)

A Little Injection of Bad Ass Cinema Brilliance...

2008-04-09T09:58:00.000-07:00

Switchblade Sisters. One of my favorites from Jack Hill. I just can't get enough of this movie, the styling is freakin' incredible!!!

From The Beach...

2008-04-03T22:22:00.000-07:00

...Radiating in resonant sunshine....

...electrifying minty light...
...Where good things tend to stick on...
...Riding unexpected moments of fortune...

...Beyond the night...

...drifting beach ghosts....

............West Sieeeedeed!!!........

.......And Satan's Guitars.......

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What’s Been Ringing Lovely In My Ears Lately…

2008-03-29T13:52:00.001-07:00

Echoing the flow of life, I’ve drifted through so many phases of musical soundtracks to surf on… and in the last year really shutting out the force fed and tuning my mind toward what it wants to hear, seeking out the unknown familiar sounds that play in my dreams… my latest love affairs that I cant get enough of hark back toward childhood memories that time of unbound innocent adventure exploration of what you want the world to be, because… well, why isn’t it?!

Sam Cooke is my Di Vinci and it’s funny because of all his albums that I have found along my way, my favorites are the ones I first disregarded because they didn’t have tracks like “Cupid” and “Having A Party”… oh the foolishness of youth!...don’t get me wrong now, I still love those songs dearly… it’s just that lately, I cant seem to get enough of these two here that used to sit dusty a long time ago…

You Send Me... The 3rd cd in the set... with the Soul Stirrers. Ssssshhhh... don't tell Satan that sometimes Jesus makes just as good music... holy moley! the beauty in the passion of these voices.

Ain’t That Good News… A truly remarkable album. There are songs that stick on me all day humming to myself and belting aloud in those wonderful quiet private moments, there are songs that bring me home, and other ones that make this tough-ass mamacita cry!

Rusty Gin Joint Music… my most recent random obsession… it’s been haunting my dreams for a long while now, flooded from golden phonograph in a misty garden of light long lost from the earth... that I seem to slip into more and more each day…

Ghostland Observatory… had the great fortune to see these dudes rock out last night…

…and all I know now is that I NEED a laser light system in my apartment, and I honestly don’t know how I’ve survived so long without one.

These guys are great... totally pyrotechnic... check em out in action!!!

It's Official... Spontaneous Vacation… Let the Countdown Begin!!!...

2008-03-27T14:08:00.000-07:00

By this time next week I’ll be entranced euphoric, lazy on the sand, swimming in the sea, chillin with my chica-loca up to no good, and just...

sittin in the sun…
countin my money (well not really but that’s how it goes)…
happy as I can be…

In immortal anticipation I’ve had this foxy little song in my head for the last few days… and I’ve been shamelessly subconsciously singing it aloud regardless of my surroundings… in the shower, at work, in elevators, in the subway, at the library…so please feel free to join in… it won’t hurt I promise… and you never know, it might just make you smile.

One of the many reasons I’m happy to have been born into more modern times…

Brazilian cut bikinis!!!... not yellow polka dot but indeed teeny-weenie...

Ahh yes... our exotic foreign destination...
and good God, I hope Spring Break is over...
but I'm going for the beach and the beach alone...
so whateva:

And... in other news…
This is what a good night looks like the morning after!

Never Shittalk a Gypsy...

2008-03-25T15:42:00.000-07:00

Random moments of glorious lost morality always have a way of finding me in this town...

Last night went out with work friends to shoot some stick… like a usual Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday night. Table packed at Whisky Ward (my regular spot for their stacked juke) so we booked it to Vasmay, where I met yet another classic seedy NY character, one of the bars various derelict regulars, (Cokey) Pete. A distant acquaintance of my companion, when he shook my hand, as he exited the bathroom, he loudly assLured me…”Don’t worry, I pissed all over it! I’m Pete, and I’m an asshole!” (and my friend assured me that indeed he was). Little did I know this was only a prelude to his loveliness. He had a tongue that cut like a knife, and I don’t think he was expecting me to fire it back at him. We got on well… in that sort of I hate you, you hate me kind of ball busting, but not joking way. As the night progressed he laid down the psychic skills on me… knew I was from California… knew I partook in 4:20…and asked me to flash some gang signs (for which I gladly obliged and he flipped me off in return).

But he got one thing wrong…well two things actually… the first was that white girls can’t play pool, which I schooled him on when I kicked his ass (and believe me, I’m no superstar) while The Devil Dogs “Get on Your Knees” ironically played in the background (YES!!!)… and the second (and perhaps most unfortunate) misreading me as a flower child, for quickly my name became “Hippie Janis”. Now I know how a drunken man can get confused at times and I suppose it is an easy mistake to make on a surface glance. But I took no insult, for instead I robbed him blind in gambled beers, while my companion thieved his Zippo and awarded it to me later as a trophy with long acquired knowledge in the words, “He had it coming for a long time, and I’m just glad it was a chick that finally let him have it.”

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...Messin' Round...

2008-03-24T13:49:00.000-07:00

Weekend mischief... all terribly, terribly exciting...

Walkin round the south part of my hood... spring has apparantly sprung...

^^^I love this dude's dashboard... so great the random things you stumble upon in this city.

I tend to look at the world from a different perspective... and so I like to make my camera do the same. I spy with my peepin eye...

^^^ Look to the left...

^^^Look to the right... coast is clear...

^^^ Now... PICK THAT SHIT!!!...

Again... finding more distorted worlds in the lids of trash cans...
Surely a porthole into a parallel dimension... if I could only squeeze through the little door...

^^^ Looks familiar... hmm...

Now... anyone who knows me, knows I spend all my dough on books and CD's (... yes CD's...nerd alert... I'm old fashioned)... some of this weekends treasure... plucked and plundered...

Only 3 are new and you can probably guess which... the rest came off the dollar rack from a store by my office... I buy loads off this thing...all the time... but this time I went inside askin for vintage pin up mags... and got a little something extra that wasn't in my lot or on the reciept... HOW TO MASSAGE YOUR FREAKIN CAT....!!!!??? WHAT!!!!
Either this guy thought me to be one of the *ahem* butch ladies... like I have a cat or 50... or we got subliminal messages going on here... "Um... yeah, so are you saying I need to stroke my pussy or what?!"... CREEP-O! Hopefully I'm reading too much into it... at least I hope.

More cars... yes, total OCD... looking back on old notes found this doodle... sometimes the ones you're not paying attention to turn out to be the greatest works... it is just so loose. Damn.
And another for the anal rendering... bonus points if you can shout it out... (designed a lot earlier that one would think). Jesus Christ... I just realized... I penned it on the bumper. So much for trying to be sly...
More luck on the street... ch-ch-checkeeet ooout esse!

My favorite character in all of NY land... the elusive SOHO Ninja... my man has got some SERIOUS skills with the trash bag camoflague...FO REALZ... but not today... glad to see he's out gettin some sun.

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The Latest...

2008-03-20T13:25:00.000-07:00

Fresh from the sketchbook...

...'57 Mercury...
Definitely a model I want to work more with...the shape is spectacular... tunneled lights... and look at those fins! Double dayum!!!

...Classic '57 Chevy...
Similar body shape as above... what can I say this was a great year for cars in general...all about the finer details you just don't see in designs today... heavy chrome grills, spacey lights, and of course flyaway fins... satanic spinner DUBS obviously weren't around back then... for shame.

...'55 Beatnik...
Now this one is pretty crazy... concept design by Ford a few years previous to what's above... never put into production but you can see how this style influenced some of the most cherry rides from this decade. Sort of surfy dreamer vibe going on here... wavelike contours... that f-f-fly glass dome...double barrel shotgun bumpers... and a five(count 'em... FIVE!)pipe hood exhaust.

...Model Study of Porsches '57-'58...
In prep for the painting below... a study of mainly the progression in bumper design... my 'ma had a 1600 hard top way way back when... I wanted to paint it for her but she couldn't remember the year... after digging up the research and extracting vague memories of the bumper (used, it came stripped) I was able to figgure it out... '57 single straight not the '58 double curved bar.

...'57 Porsche Speedster 1600...
Still in the process of finishing the glitter paint (the original car was that glittery irridescent midnight navy...that color that only exists in nature on beetles and ladybugs) a challenge to reproduce in acrylics... just a few more dark transparent layers and it should hit... then the chrome deets, rims, etc.

...'59 Chevy Impala...
Ok ok... also in progress...needs some grill work and a windshield. Regardless, this is one of my favorite cars ever... I have drawn it so many times I know the curves of the grill with my eyes closed. The tail end of this badboy is tops as well... but I kept the cropping I had sketched up ages ago as a mixtape cover (well ok a burned CD... but I'm oldschool so it's still a mixtape to me).

...The Inspiration...
Somehow I prefer the plain sketch...it in black and white... paper and ink... pure in its simple incarnation... but growing up in Southern California I hold a soft spot for lowrider flair... so smacking it down some color... Snoop glitter green... well it just had to be done.

...Not a Car!!!...
So enough OCD with the cars... all sorts of things inspire me... and too often at the same time. This is one I've been working on for a friend's birthday... just your everyday neighborhood desert rider on a flourescent camel... this is so so so close to being done... just need few more detalis... bedouin tassles... perhaps some outline definition... and a big ass A-K tapped up on his shoulder.

I Have a Friend Above All Others...

2008-03-19T13:43:00.000-07:00

Yeah… maybe a little odd starting this all with an obituary (some how time and space always seem to play jokes on me)… but I just got to be honest with life and what the tide brings my way, weirdo timing and all… and give a shout out to my fallen homie, because he’s always been what I been into…

.................R.I.P. Wooley Bear 1992-2008................

My dearest friend, it is cloudy tonight in New York City, but I feel radiant hidden under it all, knowing the stars shine brighter now than in all their infinite lives with your fool child spirit laced upon the whole universe.
Cito Rats Diablos Locos 4eva!!!

http://picasaweb.google.com/Luciluce666/WizardCreepSharkSneekRIPWB

When I got the news last night that he had passed... my girl, Nance, made me a sake cocktail to cheer me up…

And when I got home I started the party proper to send off los muertos…

I huffed (South Carolina moonshine), and I puffed (trees), and I blew the house down (thank you Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs), dancing the devil into my carpet evangelical (like James below… so so funny that) thrice over to WOOLEY BULLY… amped at 11… at two in the morning… I’m sure my neighbors hate me but, like every circumstance it seems in my life, there is no shame great enough to repress such pure inclinations.

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This makes me smile...

2008-03-18T14:30:00.000-07:00